I was up and went to Gail's to watch as she and Bruce played cribbage. Bev came down to deck to watch a couple of Mandy's postings before we went thrifting. I didn't really get anything while Jane, Gail, Bev and I shopped. On the way home we talked to Denny who was walking to buy his fishing license at Gordon's. The pickle ball tournament was at 1. Don M. was my partner and we came in third out of 9 teams. Gail and Les got first. Keith and Joyce got second. About 4 the games were done. Denny and I went to LFD to look at lazyboy rockers. We didn't get one, but looked and considered. I fixed a snack that we ate out on the deck with Bruce N. Brad and Joyce came over to visit. Fun to watch videos. After walking the park we stopped to visit with Headingtons who are leaving tomorrow. At home I watched a video of Haley's game. Fun Day!!!
TWELVE COMMANDMENTS FOR SENIORS
#1 - Talk to yourself. There are times you need expert advice.
#2 - “In Style” are the clothes that still fit.
#3 - You don't need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
#4 - Your people skills are just fine. It's your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
#5 - The biggest lie you tell yourself is, “I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it.”
#6 - “On time” is when you get there.
#7 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.
#8 - It would be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller.
#9 - Lately, You've noticed people your age are so much older than you.
#10 - Growing old should have taken longer.
#11 - Aging has slowed you down, but it hasn't shut you up.
#12 - You still haven't learned to act your age, and hope you never will.
And one more:
“One for the road” means peeing before you leave the house.
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